So, I've decided to put together a list of 5 LOL-tastic things to do whilst on Chat Roulette to make the experience more enjoyable!
1. When speaking with a Canadian, ask "How 'bout those Olympics?!" this will lead into at least a 20 minute discussion on the virtues of Hockey and why it is the best sport on the face of the Earth. Also ask if any of their friends were in the Olympics. True story: one guy repeatedly kept moving his computer so we could watch the game with him. The same guy also had a friend in the Opening Ceremony. EPIC CHATROULETTE!
2. If you can hear music in the background, have a dance party with your new "friends". EPIC CHATROULETTE!
3. Wear crazy glasses/a wig. This will confuse the person speaking with you and give you something to awkwardly talk about for a few minutes. EPIC CHATROULETTE!
4. If any form of "Potential Peen" show up on the screen, yell loudly and then hit next as fast as humanly possible. This will frighten the "Potential Peen" and perhaps make said "Potential Peen" question whether or not Chatroulette was such an amazeballz (no pun intended...oh, no wait, it was) idea after all. EPIC CHATROULETTE!
5. Always have a special friend handy for when conversations need a bit of a pick-me-up. We have a few: a postcard head of Princess Diana (a crowd favorite), a plastic flamingo named Sami, and a bottle of Seltzer water (WEIRD. but many people are too lazy to get up and get something to drink whilst Chatrouletting and by showing them said Seltzer, they will be filled with the pangs of thirst and the guilt of laziness.) EPIC CHATROULETTE!
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