Recently Discovered

So, Interwebz, I'm going to start a weekly/bi-weekly/every-other-weekly/whenever-I-feel-like-it-eekly post called "Recently Discovered"--where I will share some fun and interesting things that I have recently discovered! Sound like a plan!?

Ok then! Here goes!

I have recently discovered a blog called "Shit My Dad Says". SUPER HILARIAL, Interwebz! I noticed that the idea has been picked up by CBS to do a show? Congrats to the son who's father says such funny things! (And the father who says them, obviously...)

Here are a few of my favorite quotes:

"Happy birthday, I didn’t get you a present…Oh, Mom got you one? Well, that’s from me then too, unless it’s shitty."

"No, you can not borrow my t-shirt…How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your fucking laundry?"

"We didn’t have a prom. Dancing wasn’t allowed…What’s Footloose?…That’s the plot of the movie? That sounds like a pile of shit."

"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."

"I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to shit. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."

BAHAHHAHAHA

Super funny.


This is my Dad and my Grammy at my Aunt and Uncles wedding. Check out that 'stache!